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Two Fingers

Yesterday, I had another doctor's appointment. I was hoping really hard that I would be able to walk on my foot. They had told me that once the bone graft fused to the foot, the pin would be removed and this would make it possible for me to put weight on my foot.  When the old cast came off, I realized that my foot seems to be getting worse. There is just dry skin EVERYWHERE.  I could not stop scratching and each time I touched my foot, a lot of skin would fall.  The x-ray looked good. I am healing properly.  It was time to take the pin out.  The big purpose of my father coming was that he was going to hold me hand.  Instead of handing me his whole hand, he just gave me two fingers.  His strategy was that this way his hand would not hurt.  The process of pulling the pin out lasted about a minute.  It hurt A LOT!

Afterwards, I found out that I was getting a boot which can be removed, but I have to wait until the hole heals where the pin was which takes about four days.  Also, I found out that I CANNOT PUT WEIGHT ON MY FOOT for another three weeks.  This means I am still scooter bound.  I was SO frustrated and sad.   This will certainly cramp my style in Seattle.  I am trying to not be a baby about the whole thing.

An entertaining note, my father told a joke to the person who was taking out my pin and putting on my boot.  You really need to see the joke in person because it involves gestures.  However, the punch line is: "Wait. Fucking one minute."  The guy's face was priceless and he started laughing. It was entertaining to watch the whole thing unfold.

Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 06:56AM by Registered Commenter[beastmomma] | Comments6 Comments

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Reader Comments (6)

I am happy you survived the scary-sounding process of having the pin pulled out! I am certain that you will still have a fun and productive time in Seattle. Good Luck!
April 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSandi
Thanks Sandi. I am hoping to leave my pity party soon and get into a nice mental space.
April 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterbeastmomma
I, too, am glad you survived the unpleasant sensations of the doctor extricating the pin! Hope Seattle is great. And I am really curious now about this joke...
April 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAshley
Trust me that the joke was crazy. My father has this habit of telling non-veg jokes.
April 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterbeastmomma
i too am curious about the joke, as well as about your dad and his penchant for non-veg jokes!

yikes - pin coming out - wow that must've hurt a lot! sorry you have to wait another few weeks, but that's great that the xrays look good and that you're healing well!
April 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commentercrissy
Crissy-- I really do not know where he gets his inkling for non-veg jokes especially since my mother seems to be so proper.
April 28, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterbeastmomma

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